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"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."
"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
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How Grandma Sees the Remote
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"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"
"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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Tags:clock watching, clock watcher, clock watchers, offices, office worker, office workers, boring job, boring jobs, bored, boredom, boring, impatient, impatience, tv, tvs, television, televisions, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, clicker, clickers, tv remote, tv remotes, television remote, television remotes, fast forward, fast-forward, fast forwarding, fast-forwarding, home time, end of the day, leaving work, going home, relief, reliefs, relived, relieving, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life
Lady of the Remote
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"Your remote control, sire."
Tags:jester, court jester, jesting, amusement, old fashioned amusement, olden days, days gone by, royal amusement, royal amusements, tv, telly, t.v., television, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, flicker, flicker, changing channels, changing channel, mediaval entertainment, mediaval tv, king, kings, anachronism, anachronistic
'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'
God changes the channel with his remote.
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'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'
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"O.K., you can be in charge of the remote if I can be in charge of the thermostat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargaining, remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, tv, t.v., television, televisions, channel, channels, thermostat, thermostats, room temperature, temperature, temperatures, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
'The inspectors will never find us here!'
"Little victories, son, little victories."
Tags:tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, tv remote, tv remotes, television remote, television remotes, clicker, clickers, remote, remote, remote control, remote controls, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, small victories
"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "
Tags:don't touch that dial, channel, channels, change, changes, changing, change the channel, changes the channel, changing the channel, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican standoffs, pistol, pistols, ad break, ad breaks, advertising break, advertising breaks, commercial, commercials, commercial break, commercial breaks, remote, remote control, remote controls, controlling, warn, warns, warning, warnings
Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.
"I've trained him to hunt down the remote."
Tags:dogs, dog, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, track, tracking, hunt, hunting, remote, remotes, tv remote, tv remotes, television remote, television remotes, tv controller, tv controllers, television controller, television controllers, remote control, remote controller, remote controls, remote controllers, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, couch potato, couch potatoes
'Yep. There it is. It's definitely a boy.'
"The boondocks R us, I guess."
Man on desert island points a remote controller at the sunset.
"You have repetitive motion injury."
"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."
Tags:chatterbox, talker, talking nonstop, bore, boring, bores, dull, conversation hog, conversation hogger, conversational narcissism, mute, silence, silenced, muted, mute button, remote control, remote, flicker, flickers, clicker, clickers, magic trick, magic tricks, party, parties, polite conversation
"Anderson, we'd like to talk to you about your stand-offish attitude.'
Tags:standoffish, stand-offish, unfriendly, unwelcoming, aloof, distant, remote, moat, moats, shark, sharks, defences, defenses, office, offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, office, offices, standoffish colleague, standoffish colleagues, stand-offish colleague, stand-offish colleagues