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"We found this in your brain."
"I'm afraid that novel in you will have to come out."
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'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Tags:moving, moving house, house mover, moving home, relocate, relocating, unpack, unpacking, packing, packed, pack, packs, cardboard, cardboard box, cardboard boxes, box, boxes, store, stored, storage, new home, new house, home owner, new home owner, home ownership, home-ownership, decoration, decorating, lost, losing, lost among the, lost husband, lost in the move, removal, removals, moving van
'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'
"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."
"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
Tags:exterminator, exterminators, exterminate, pest, pests, pest removal, pest control, insect, insects, bedbug, bedbugs, bug, bugs, coffin, coffins, vampire, vampires, blood-sucking, stake, stakes, heart, hearts, drive, driving, black heart, black hearts, killing, kill, invasion, infest, infestation, removal
Lawn service conspiracy.
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
Studio for Rent
"And now a special report from 'News 4' Science Editor, Dr. Frank Lovell, on how to remove your own gallbladder."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., news, newscaster, newscasters, reporter, reporters, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, broadcaster, broadcasters, newsman, newsmen, news anchor, news anchors, anchormen, anchorman, media, broadcasting, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, gallbladder, removal, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, medical costs, medical bills, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, self-help, how-to
'How do you want to remove the tooth?'
"I'm a doctor-I can add 'ectomy' to any word I choose."
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'A tough one, I'm afraid.'
"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."
'You don't know what you've got...until you move.'
'Does your tooth still ache?'
"Look, I took my own kidney out."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, magic, magician, magicians, magic show, magic shows, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, trick, tricks, kidney, removed, removal, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, magic hat, magic hats, hat, hats, top hat, top hats, talented
"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."
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"Nothing to worry about, I just need to make a small incision to..."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, bailiff, bailiffs, officer, officers, animal, animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, annoying, annoy, annoyance, annoyances, disturb, disturbing, disturbance, disturbances, interrupting, interrupt, remove, removal, removing
"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
Tags:irs, internal revenue service, taxes, tax audit, tax returns, tax return, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, bar, bartender, bartenders, tavern, taverns, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, remove, removes, removing, removal, kick out, kicks out, 86, 86ed, thrown out, kicked out, throw out, throws out, tax inspector, tax inspectors
Miniature removal van in miniature village
First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."