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"We found this in your brain."
"I used to be at the old Penn Station, what did you do?"
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
Lawn service conspiracy.
By April, the Great Pervert Airlift was in full swing...
'How do you want to remove the tooth?'
"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
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'Try not to remove any of my untapped potential.'
'Mom, I got a sliver.' 'Don't worry. I'll just heat a needle over a match and dig it out.' 'Don't take this the wrong way, but are you related to Vlad the Impaler?'
Merit badge for badge removal.
"There you go, fixed."
"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."
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'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batter, batters, batting, batsman, batsmen, earwax, ear wax, wax, waxes, ear, ears, doctor, doctors, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, swab, swabs, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging, block, blocks, blocked, blockage, blockages, remove, removes, removal, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Dr. Gormley will remove your stitches as soon as you pay your bill.'
Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.
While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.
Having been in pain for far too long, Barry finally has his tonsils taken out,
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Let me get this straight - We came in for Lasik and not only are we still legally blind, but we somehow had our tails surgically removed What kind of clinic is this
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"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."
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"Mr. Johnson, that one good novel you thought you had in you..."
Tags:writer, writers, writer's block, writer's blocks, writers block, writers blocks, novel, novelist, novelists, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, extract, extracts, extraction, surgical extraction, surgically extracted, remove, removes, removed, surgical removal, surgical removals
'Hello, tech support? I can't seem to remove the icons from my desktop.'
'As it turns out, we did not have to remove your husband's prostate. We removed this obstruction instead.'
'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'