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'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
"Nothing to worry about, I just need to make a small incision to..."
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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"Where's my bouncer when I need him?"
Tags:irs, internal revenue service, taxes, tax audit, tax returns, tax return, audit, audits, auditing, auditor, auditors, taxation, tax policy, tax policies, bar, bartender, bartenders, tavern, taverns, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, remove, removes, removing, removal, kick out, kicks out, 86, 86ed, thrown out, kicked out, throw out, throws out, tax inspector, tax inspectors
'Mom, I got a sliver.' 'Don't worry. I'll just heat a needle over a match and dig it out.' 'Don't take this the wrong way, but are you related to Vlad the Impaler?'
'I'm removing you from the crisis management team!'
Merit badge for badge removal.
Computers affect real life.
"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."
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While the hygienist was out of the room, Darlene used the tooth polisher to remove some unwanted moles.
'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'
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Having been in pain for far too long, Barry finally has his tonsils taken out,
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"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."
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'As it turns out, we did not have to remove your husband's prostate. We removed this obstruction instead.'
'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'
'We're revoking your executive washroom key for drinking out of the toilet.'
'I'm sorry, Ms. Beegley, but I can't surgically remove yesterday's chocolate birthday cake.'
The Canadian government trashes both the long-format census and long-format gun registry.
Statues have been removed die to steroid use by heroes.'
'You've got 30 seconds to swim over here and gently remove this hook.'
Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'
'I hope you make it with your boyfriend. Now, can we please finish this removal job?'
This is the part I hate - removing the hook.