Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
Tags:michelangelo, sistine chapel, adam, god, chapels, religious art, rome, artist, artists, famous artwork, famous artworks, biblical painting, biblical paintings, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, bill, bills, paint by numbers, fraud, frauds, renaissance, painter, painters, painting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
The (literal) birth of Venus.
Tags:art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, the birth of venus, botticelli, renaissance, italian, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, births, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, expectant father, expectant fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, family, families, baby, babies, having a baby, pregnancy, unexpected, greek, roman, mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, goddess, goddess, venus, ancient greece, ancient rome
A portrait of an early modern woman
Marco Polo Discovers Monosodium Glutamate
Tags:marco polo, discovery, discoverer, discoverers, discover, discovers, explorer, explorers, exploration, history, historical, renaissance, science, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, preservative, preservatives, food, food science, flavouring, flavourings, flavoring, flavorings, msg, m.s.g., monosodium glutamate, test, tests, testing, trying, try, invention, inventions, taste, tasting
"The Doge ate my homework."
Tags:history, historical, venetian, venice, italy, italian, renaissance, doge, doges, leader, leaders, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, kids, kid, child, children, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, homework, excuse, excuses, the dog ate my homework, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay
'Rock beats scissors.'
Alien David statue
Tags:statue of david, david, fig leaf, michelangelo, marble, david and goliath, art, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptor, sculptors, painter, painters, renaissance, space, outer space, alien, aliens, martian, martians, spaceship, flying saucer, spaceships, flying saucers, astronaut, astronauts, astronomy, galaxy, extraterrestrial, foreign, unknown, planet, planets, fantasy, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spaceman, spacewoman, explore, exploration, explorers, explorer
New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos
Tags:condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, sistine chapel, painting, paintings, paint, paints, michelangelo, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, paint the ceiling, painting the ceiling, housework, chore, chores, ceiling, ceilings, home repair, home repairs, fine art, fine arts, renaissance, italian renaissance
Michelangelo's Parents - 1481
Tags:artist, artists, michaelangelo, michelangelo, parents, parent, parenting, artwork, child genius, child prodigy, child prodigies, child geniuses, renaissance art, renaissance artists, sistine chapel, art historian, art historians, child, kids, painters, painting, genius, geniuses, renaissance, catholic, catholicism, drawing, drawings, draw, draws, career, ambition, ambitions, ambitious
Perspective;"Just another lie invented by dead European white males."
Tags:brunelleschi, filippo brunelleschi, renaissance, the renaissance, perspective, perspectives, perspective drawing, perspective drawings, artist, artists, different perspective, different perspectives, male pale stale, male privilege, white privilege, the patriarchy, patriarchy, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, 4th wall, invention, inventions, lie, lies, liar, liars, perspective trick, interpretations, interpretation, white male, white makes, misandry, misandrist, misandrists
"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."
Tags:art, arts, arts and culture, cultured, cultural, cultural reference, reference, classic, classics, classical art, modern art, modernism, artist, artists, painting, painter, painted, paint, paints, mona, mona lisa, greats, the greats, louvre, parking, parked, double parking, double parked, gallery, galleries, museum, museum, mother, rushing, rush, renaissance, renaissance period, da vinci, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, tourist trap
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
Tags:irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, tax office, tax offices, doing taxes, filing taxes, expense, expenses, government, governments, politics, business, businesses, business taxes, project, projects, cost, costs, report, reports, paperwork, document, documents, receipt, receipts, art, artist, artists, famous artist, famous artists, painter, painters, famous painter, famous painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, mona lisa, leonardo davinci, davinci, canvas, canvases, paint, paints, studio, studios, workshop, workshops, history, historical, renaissance
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitiudes, modern man, unfit, unfitness, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, the renaissance, vitruvian man, the vitruvian man, plan a, plan b, backup plan, backup plans, back-up plan, back-ups plans, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments
"Here! Let me get you all in!"
Tags:painting, paintings, renaissance, classical, art, artist, artists, artistry, rococo, baroque, late baroque, art style, art styles, painter, painters, fine art, fine arts, photo, photos, pose, poses, posing, picture, pictures, volunteer, volunteers, volunteering, tourist, tourists, tourism, park, parks
In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'
'Ooh, that's better!'
Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
"Frankly, it's no better or worse than any other form of government."
Tags:jester, jesters, joker, jokers, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchy, history, historical, entertainment, entertaining, courtier, courtiers, government, governments, politics, political, olden days, renaissance, medieval, meeting, meetings, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble
Tags:chinese new year, new year, chinese dragon, chinese dragons, dragon, dragons, renaissance, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance fayre, renaissance fayres, knight, knights, medieval, costume, costumes, cosplay, cosplaying, conflict, clash, culture clash, culture clashes, cultural clash, cultural clashes
Tags:light bulb moment, light bulb moments, lightbulb moment, lightbulb moments, candle, candles, modern technology, modern technologies, leonardo da vinci, leonardo, bright idea, bright ideas, genuius, good idea, good ideas, creative, creativity, creative people, polymath, polymaths, renaissance, the renaissance, thought bubble, thought bubbles, thought balloon, thought balloons