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"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."
"Would it be possible for you to totally exaggerate how much it will cost and how long it will take, so we'll be pleasantly surprised at the end?"
If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor
"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
"I never heard of a kitchen renovation, either, that was not followed by a divorce."
Only the decorators can change Wall Street.
"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."
Prime Minister: did you want the Houses of Parliament knocked down completely? If not - my bad...
Commons Cleaners: If you're not satisfied - to hell with you.