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"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"
'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'
Bill Concluded Work
"Wait a minute - Cars don't have Jefferies tubes!"
"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"
"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."
"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"
'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'
'This isn't a bill, it's a ransom note!'
'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'
STRIP Hambone: Over charged on a repair bill
STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill
STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill
'It may be an underestimate, but we guarantee it'll be within an order of magnitude.'
"I don't know what's wrong with it. All I can tell you is, it's going to be expensive."
"I thought my auto mechanic might rip me off, but I was relieved when he said I just needed turn-signal fluid."
"Can you save my car?"
"I used to be rich, but then the damned kitchen faucet had to be replaced."