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'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
"Look, lady, we're not bad people - we're just really lousy at what we do."
"Here's your problem."
'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....
'The campfire's down and I can't send any messages. Call IT.'
'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'
'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'
"Which way is track nine?"
'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'
'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'
'We can fix it for $79 or you can buy a new one for $12.99.'
"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."
A1 fencing solutions
'Here, check it by processing my bill.'
'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'
A guy needs his fence fixed and a Fencing person turns up for the job, sword and all - 'Are you here for the fencing job...?'
"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.
'This is the third time I had to replace the clutch.' - 'Don't blame me, I neve use it .'
'This must be the place!'