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'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
"Look, lady, we're not bad people - we're just really lousy at what we do."
'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'
"Here's your problem."
What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....
'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
'The campfire's down and I can't send any messages. Call IT.'
'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'
'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'
"Which way is track nine?"
'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'
'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'
'Here, check it by processing my bill.'
"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."
A1 fencing solutions
'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'
A guy needs his fence fixed and a Fencing person turns up for the job, sword and all - 'Are you here for the fencing job...?'
"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.
'This must be the place!'
"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"
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'When last did you have your oil changed?'
'This is more than the estimate.'