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'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.
Tags:plumber, plumbing, emergency plumber, emergency plumbers, plumber, emergency plumbing, superintendent, superintendents, building superintendent, building superintendents, super, supers, caretaker, caretakers, building manager, building managers, apartments, apartment, maintenance, maintenance man, furniture, furniture repair, confusion, confuse, confused, burst pipe, burst pipes, pipe, pipes, water, water leak, leaking water, repair, repairs, repair man, repair men, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, absurd, modern furniture, modern furniture design
"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."
Tags:tuneup, tuneups, tune up, tune ups, tune-up, tune-ups, car mechanic, car mechanics, mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairs, car repair, car repairs, repair person, repair man, show off, showing off, show-off, brag, bragging, bragger, bragger, rip off, ripped off, rip off, rip-off, rip-offs, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
"They went together, doctor!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, tv, tv addict, tv addicts, addict, addicts, addicted, addicting, addictive, addiction, addictions, binge, binges, binging, bingeing, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge watcher, die, dies, dying, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, beloved, beloved possession, beloved possessions, most prized, favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, hobby, hobbies, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slacking
"Look, lady, we're not bad people - we're just really lousy at what we do."
"Okay, up there, let's give 'er another try."
'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour
'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'
"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"
Tags:maintenance, handyman, handymen, basement, basements, boiler, boilers, hot water heater, hot water heaters, water tank, water tanks, water heater, water heaters, plumber, plumbers, awkward, over your shoulder, small talk, social skill, social skills, socialising, socialize, socialized, socialised, socializing, repairmen, repairman, repair men, repair man
'This must be the place!'
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
'We could have an overload somewhere.'
"Greg, we have to let you go. You haven't ripped off a customer in over a week."
Tags:customers, customer, customer service, auto repair, auto repairs, car repair, car repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, crooked business, crooked businesses, rip-off, rip-offs, ripped off, rip off, rip offs, swindle, swindles, swindler, swindlers, swindling, crooked, liar, liars, lying, repair, repairs, low expectations, fire, fires, fired, low expectations
'I live on a fixed income and if I ever get my hands on the repairman...'
"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."
Tags:repair, repairs, repair man, repairman, maintenance, maintenance guy, maintenance man, handyman, handiman, handy man, science, scientist, scientists, electrician, electricians, fix, fixing, fixed, hadron, hadron collider, collider, advanced, physics, quantum, quantum mechanics, mechanic, mechanics, mechanical, dial, dials, tech, technological, technologies, complex, complicated, cutting edge, invert, inversion, authority, opinion, opinions
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
Joe's Fixit Shop: Closed for repairs.
"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
Tags:boiler, boilers, hot water, water heater, water heaters, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, home care, home cares, heat, heats, heating, heater, heaters, super, superintendent, superintendents, bodge, bodges, bodge job, bodge jobs, complicate, complicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overcomplicated
Transactional Analysis - The Child.
'Where have you been? You were supposed to be here yesterday!'
Woodpecker threatening to drop a worker up a pole.
When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!