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'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.
Tags:plumber, plumbing, emergency plumber, emergency plumbers, plumber, emergency plumbing, superintendent, superintendents, building superintendent, building superintendents, super, supers, caretaker, caretakers, building manager, building managers, apartments, apartment, maintenance, maintenance man, furniture, furniture repair, confusion, confuse, confused, burst pipe, burst pipes, pipe, pipes, water, water leak, leaking water, repair, repairs, repair man, repair men, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, absurd, modern furniture, modern furniture design
"They went together, doctor!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, tv, tv addict, tv addicts, addict, addicts, addicted, addicting, addictive, addiction, addictions, binge, binges, binging, bingeing, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge watcher, die, dies, dying, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, beloved, beloved possession, beloved possessions, most prized, favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, hobby, hobbies, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slacking
"Look, lady, we're not bad people - we're just really lousy at what we do."
"Okay, up there, let's give 'er another try."
'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'
"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"
Tags:maintenance, handyman, handymen, basement, basements, boiler, boilers, hot water heater, hot water heaters, water tank, water tanks, water heater, water heaters, plumber, plumbers, awkward, over your shoulder, small talk, social skill, social skills, socialising, socialize, socialized, socialised, socializing, repairmen, repairman, repair men, repair man
'This must be the place!'
'We need someone in here, like now.'
'We could have an overload somewhere.'
"Greg, we have to let you go. You haven't ripped off a customer in over a week."
Tags:customers, customer, customer service, auto repair, auto repairs, car repair, car repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, crooked business, crooked businesses, rip-off, rip-offs, ripped off, rip off, rip offs, swindle, swindles, swindler, swindlers, swindling, crooked, liar, liars, lying, repair, repairs, low expectations, fire, fires, fired, low expectations
'I live on a fixed income and if I ever get my hands on the repairman...'
Joe's Fixit Shop: Closed for repairs.
"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."
Tags:boiler, boilers, hot water, water heater, water heaters, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, home care, home cares, heat, heats, heating, heater, heaters, super, superintendent, superintendents, bodge, bodges, bodge job, bodge jobs, complicate, complicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overcomplicated
'Where have you been? You were supposed to be here yesterday!'
Transactional Analysis - The Child.
When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!
'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'
"Decaf's out of toner."
Tags:toner, toners, decaf, coffee machine, coffee machines, vending machine, vending machines, vending, coffee break, coffee breaks, staff room, staff rooms, decaffeinated, toner, toners, ink, ink cartridge, ink cartridges, maintenance, office maintenance, repair man, repairman, repairmen, repair men, repair job, repair jobs, ingredient, ingredients
'Unfortunately we don't do repairs on computers made prior to 1995. We do, however have a sale on sledgehammers.
"When things freeze up, I just push this little escape button. I wish life could be like that."
Tags:escape, escapes, escape button, escape buttons, freeze, freezes, freezing up, freezes up, freeze up, solution, solutions, life, problem, problems, pc problem, pc problems, laptop problem, laptop problems, reboot, reboots, rebooting, repairman, repairmen, repair men, repair man, lock up, locks up, locking up
"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"