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"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."
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'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages
"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
Tags:broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance
Discussed on Car Talk
Tags:npr, national public radio, show, shows, radio show, radio shows, car, cars, talk show, talk shows, call, calls, call in, calls in, calling in, advice, tip, tips, car expert, car experts, gearhead, gearheads, expert, experts, badge of honor, badges of honor, car guy, car guys, car lover, car lovers, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, lemon, lemons, smog, smog check, smog checks, promote, promotes, promoting, promotion, promotions, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, mechanic, mechanics
"I dreamed last night that we two-hundred-dollared Mr. Ferguson to death."
"Hand me my claw hammer."
Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.
'Believe me, we've tried everything... All we get is a 'click-click-whirrr' kind of noise, a big 'CLUNK' and then NOTHING!'
"Here's your problem."
The world's most unemployable family
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"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, democracy, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, shot in the foot, shooting in the foot, agreement, agreements, consensus, brexit, brexit deal, no deal, democracies, flaw, flaws, flawed, accept the vote, accepting the vote, fatalistic, fatalist
'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'
"Try blowing on it."
Tags:wind turbine, wind turbines, wind farm, wind farms, wind energy, energy, power, wind power, wind, windmill, windmills, environment, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, green, green energy, clean energy, clean, engineer, engineers, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, problem, problems, issue, issues, blow, blowing, solution, solutions, solve, fan, fans, fix, fixing, repairing, alternative energy, try, attempt, mechanic, mechanics, not working, out of order, out-of-order, electricity, generator, generators
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hades, heat, heats, heater, heaters, heating, bill, bills, billing, billed, pay, pays, paying, paid, hell, hells, owe, owes, owing, owed, demon, demons, repairman, repairmen, maintenance man, maintenance men, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lift, repairmen, repairman, repair, repair, repairing, repairer, repairers, fix, fixes, fixing, fixer, fixers, irony, ironic, trap, traps, trapped, claustrophobic, claustrophobia, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, close to home
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
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"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, too many pets, too many dogs, shed, shedding, dog hair, dog hairs, pet, pets, pet problems, pet problem, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, car repair shop, car repair shops, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, auto repair, auto repair shop, auto repair shops, automobile, automobiles, cars, car, obvious, obviously, obvious conclusion, diagnostic, diagnose, diagnosed, obvious diagnosis, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, customer service, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen
'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'
"They went together, doctor!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, tv, tv addict, tv addicts, addict, addicts, addicted, addicting, addictive, addiction, addictions, binge, binges, binging, bingeing, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge watcher, die, dies, dying, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, beloved, beloved possession, beloved possessions, most prized, favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, hobby, hobbies, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slacking
"It's certainly high time you got around to fixing that lock, Straus!"
Tags:lock, locks, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom stall, bathroom stalls, door lock, door locks, broken, busted, toilet, toilets, toilet cubicle, toilet cubicles, stall, stalls, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, delay, delays, delayed repairs, deferred maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, wait, waits, long wait, long waits, neglect, neglected, janitor, janitors, maintenance man, maintenance men, building maintenance