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'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'
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"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
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"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"
"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
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'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."
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Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures
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"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
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"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."
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Discussed on Car Talk
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"I dreamed last night that we two-hundred-dollared Mr. Ferguson to death."
Drive-In Claim Center
"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."
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'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.
"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"
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'Believe me, we've tried everything... All we get is a 'click-click-whirrr' kind of noise, a big 'CLUNK' and then NOTHING!'
Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year
'I don't understand why nobody is coming in...'
'Told you to get your mower fixed.'