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'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'
"Tuition payments made me do it."
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'Thank you for approving my loan application. Is this a good time to speak to you about loan modification?'
'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'
'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'
Your library book is overdue.
Come inside and let us consolidated all your nagging little debts into one overwhelming obligation!
'Our computer shows that you have a faulty alternator, a weak battery cell and you're three days late on your auto loan repayment.'
"Relax, you only missed one payment. Don't beat yourself up. That's my job."
"And so are the payments."
"Listen, I know our bills are behind. We're going through a hard time."
'You should see their 'late payment' letter- it has frowny faces all over it!'
Ostrich head in sand.
Bank Stress Test
'Ha, he's barefoot! Call the gang... It's get even time.'
'Could you call me back later? I'm in a meeting with a representative of the acme collection agency.'
"Leave your coats on the bed for collateral."
"I'm glad you came in. You're behind on your getaway car payments."
'Just think of it as collateral, Mr.Jones.'
"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."
"Your repayments start now!"
'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'
'Our credit card bills are very large. A second job would be helpful but in this economy I'm glad I have a first job.'
"Miss a payment and I'll use the self-destruct gizmo."