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'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'
Randy sets his B.O. meter on 'stun' and dribbles in for an easy layup.
"I feel we're coming closer and closer together, like two magnets."
"I think I'm in big trouble, Herb. I took A.T.&T.'s advice and gave my childhood sweetheart a call, and she's taking the next bus from Fort Lauderdale."
On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.
"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"
Astronaut encounters a scarecrow.
"All you need is a little breeze to keep the midges at bay."
Acting on a tip, the CIA uncovers a dastardly practice carried out by the nation's leading insect repellent.
'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'
Mosquito birthday party.
"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"
'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'