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'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'
'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
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Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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"See if you can hit Florida."
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Marry in Haste, Repent in Leisure Suit
"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
If flies went to church
A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"
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Janice tried to stay calm even though she knew the customer was always right.
The End Was Near.
'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'
"Some hear me loud. Some hear me clear. No one hears me loud and clear."
'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'
"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."
"I have a new app that tracks my sin-to-repent ratio."
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"It's not about humanity. I'm hoping bankers will start lending more!"
'I can't forgive you until you have apologised in front of the media.'
"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"
Don't look back, you might hurt your neck.
'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'