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'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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"See if you can hit Florida."
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"I have a new app that tracks my sin-to-repent ratio."
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"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"
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Don't look back, you might hurt your neck.
'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'
Devil in pew at church
Repent World Ends Tomorrow.
'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'
'Hit him again Martha he still hasn't repented...'
Mindless outrage is overrated.
'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'
'Look, can I see you today? Tomorrow's not good for me.'
'You know you don't need to use permanent ink on that.'
'Are you ready to atone for your sins?'
'I have two apologists working for me.'
Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!
The World Ends Tomorrow! REPENT! Soup of rhe day...Joe's Diner: Bean
Forget it. It's too late!
Are you a good little girl or boy If not, REPENT today: 'November and December,,,I'm Santa at Macys,'
Repent! The rapture begins today/tomorrow.
Wife t-shirt; RE, hubby in bar: PENT: 'Oh-oh! My better half1:
'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'
'Oh, Gosh, not another born-again mortgage lender!'