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"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."
Tags:dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, season, seasons, tough, try, tried, hardest, tried your hardest, trying one's hardest, commitment, effort, exert effort, trade, trades, trading, traded, team, teams, trading players, leave, leaves, leaving, replace, replaced, replacement, young, youth, youths, lower team, lower-level team
A series of wind-up tin cups walk past a man on the sidewalk.
Tags:cup, cups, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, hobo, hobos, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, mechanization, mechanisation, automation, automated, robot, robots, worker, workers, job loss, job losses, tramp, tramps, take work, takes work, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements
"Vous n'en auriez pas un autre moins bruyant?"
"All I can say is that we'll do everything we can to find a donor."
Tags:decapitated, decapitate, decapitation, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, donor, organ, organs, organ donor, donor list, doctor, doctors, treat, treats, treatment, head, heads, replace, replacement, replacements, new, find, finding, locate, locates, locating, location, family member, family members, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance
"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"
"Aren't you the old guy in purchasing whose decades of slavish devotion inspired us to replace you with a small army of sycophants?"
Tags:office, offices, purchasing, purchase, purchases, purchase, purchasing department, department, departments, slavish, self-abasing, self-abase, dehumanizing, dehumanization, slave away, sycophant, sycophantic, sycophants, brown-nosing, brown nosing, suck-up, sucking-up, suck up, devotion, devoted, hard worker, hard working, loyal, hard workers, loyalty, old, old age, fired, replace, replaced, corporate culture, unappreciated, underappreciated
Tags:ship, galley slave, forced labour, rowing, galley, galleys, at the oars, at the oar, oar, oars, beating drum, beating of the drum, beat the drum, repeal and replace, repeal, replace, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, trumpcare, ahca, american health care act, repeal obamacare, replace obamacare, healthcare reform, healthcare reforms, mantra, mantras, chant, chanting, slavish obedience, servile obedience, gop, mindless chant
"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
Tags:women, woman, chocolate, chocolates, food, foods, men.man, substitute, substituting, substitution, substitutions, substituted, replace, replacing, replaces, replaced, awkward, feminist, independent woman, independent women, independent, independence, need, needs, needing, needed, replacement, replacements, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, exchanging
"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sins, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
"I'd like you to meet Phil and Marnie Schmidt, Sally and Dave Tuttle, Don Berenger, Kathy Leach, Ellie Cramer -- and Mike Kobrick, an advertising supplement."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, guest, guests, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, advertising, advertisment, advertisments, supplement, supplements, replace, replaced, replacement, last minute, late notice, cancellation, cancellations, name, names, naming, name all the guests, vacation, vacations, commercial, commercials, advert, adverts, poster, posters
"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
Tags:intercom, intercoms, replace, replacing, ignorant, ignorance, stupid, stupidity, rock, rocks, annoyance, annoying, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, office, office ecology, office life, modern world, modern life, working world, fool, fools
'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'
"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
'If they're energy saving lightbulbs, how come I have to use my energy to change one?'
Tags:lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, energy saving, save energy, saves energy, green, environmentally friends, change, changes, changing, changer, changers, changed, lazy, laziness, bone idol, ironic, irony, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dog steals the throne.
'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, basketball, basketballs, head, heads, ball, lost head, swapped head, lost heads, timeout, time out, swap, swaps, swapped, swapping, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, replacing, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, trade, trades, traded, trading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'
"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
Tags:sick, on leave, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, fill in, filling in, replace, replacement, sign, signed, signature, signatures, forge, forged, forgery, suck up, secretary, secretarial, boss, big boss, management, middle management, supervisor, supervisors, office ecology, office drone, rat race, office drones, working world, white collar crime, world of work, modern world, corporate, c corporation, corporations, top down
"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, gadget, gadgets, consumer, consumers, consumerism, replace, replacement, replacements, single use, throw away society, throw-away society, built in obsolescense, built-in obsolescense, planned obsolescense, obsolete, developing technology, developing technologies, overconsumption
"My last shrink couldn't deal with my fear of better options."
Tags:shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapy, therapist, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, conselors, counselling, fear, fears, option, options, better option, better options, virtual, virtual appointment, appointment, appointments, video call, video calls, left, leaving, flirt, flirts, replace, replacing, replacement, replacements