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"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
A series of wind-up tin cups walk past a man on the sidewalk.
Tags:cup, cups, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, hobo, hobos, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, mechanization, mechanisation, automation, automated, robot, robots, worker, workers, job loss, job losses, tramp, tramps, take work, takes work, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements
Tags:ship, galley slave, forced labour, slaves, slave, rowing, galley, galleys, at the oars, at the oar, oar, oars, beating drum, beating of the drum, beat the drum, repeal and replace, repeal, replace, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, trumpcare, ahca, american health care act, repeal obamacare, replace obamacare, healthcare reform, healthcare reforms, mantra, mantras, chant, chanting, slavish obedience, servile obedience, gop, mindless chant
"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
Tags:intercom, intercoms, replace, replacing, ignorant, ignorance, stupid, stupidity, rock, rocks, annoyance, annoying, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, office, office ecology, office life, modern world, modern life, working world, fool, fools
'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, adult children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
'If they're energy saving lightbulbs, how come I have to use my energy to change one?'
Tags:lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, energy saving, save energy, saves energy, green, environmentally friends, change, changes, changing, changer, changers, changed, lazy, laziness, bone idol, ironic, irony, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dog steals the throne.
'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, basketball, basketballs, head, heads, ball, balls, lost head, swapped head, lost heads, timeout, time out, swap, swaps, swapped, swapping, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, replacing, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, trade, trades, traded, trading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'
"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
Tags:sick, on leave, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, fill in, filling in, replace, replacement, sign, signed, signature, signatures, forge, forged, forgery, suck up, brown nose, sucking up, secretary, secretarial, boss, big boss, management, middle management, supervisor, supervisors, office ecology, office drone, rat race, office drones, working world, white collar crime, world of work, modern world, corporate, c corporation, corporations, top down
"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, gadget, gadgets, consumer, consumers, consumerism, replace, replacement, replacements, single use, throw away society, throw-away society, built in obsolescense, built-in obsolescense, planned obsolescense, obsolete, developing technology, developing technologies, overconsumption
'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'
"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."
Tags:smoothie, smoothies, receptionist, receptionists, assistant, assistants, secretary, secretaries, energy, energies, replace, replacement, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business man, business men, business person, business people, smoothie, smoothies, energise, energize, blend, blending, inefficient, inefficiency, offices
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
Tags:book, books, scroll, scrolls, scrolling, technology, technologies, invention, invent, invents, internet, online, on-line, world wide web, history, historical, techno-pessimism, computer, computers, replace, replacing, obsolete, obsolescence, novel, novels, writer, writers, writing, replacement, improved, improving, improve
'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputation, amputee, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing
Librarian replaced by Google.
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, vase, vases, antique, antiques, priceless, original, accident, accidents, broken, smashed, damaged, copy, copies, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, fix, problem, problems, mistake, mistakes, replace, replacement, replacements, gift shop, gift shops, director, directors, security, security guard, security guards, cover-up, cover-ups, cover up, cover ups, deception
'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'
"But you're broken, now we need to bring in some young people."
Tags:fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, boss, office, offices, manager, managers, management, broke, broken, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, young person, young people, youth, youthful, ageism, ageist, ageists, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness