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'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'
'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'
Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
Tags:take your daughter to work, take your daughter to work day, replacement, replacements, escape, escaping, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, father and daughter, fathers and daughters, irresponsible, irresponsibility, stand in, stand ins, stand-in, stand-ins
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
Tags:replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
"I'm back. Move."
Tags:alfred jaretzki, management, managements, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate culture, corporate environment, businessmen, businessman, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, boss, bosses, manager, managers, replacement, replacements
A series of wind-up tin cups walk past a man on the sidewalk.
Tags:cup, cups, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, hobo, hobos, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, mechanization, mechanisation, automation, automated, robot, robots, worker, workers, job loss, job losses, tramp, tramps, take work, takes work, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements
"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
Tags:firing, fired, unemployment, termination, downsizing, laid off, lay offs, replacing, replacement, replacements, abacus, technology, computer, computers, human, humans, master, masters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, employee, employees, worker, workers, student, students, office, offices, office life, asia, asian, asians
South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
Tags:understudy, understudies, replacement, replacements, replacing, cities, city, town, towns, tourism, tourist, tourists, travel, traveling, travelling, traveller, travellers, travelled, traveled, travels, foxboro, massachusetts, usa, fallsview, canada, ontario, niagara falls, waterfall, waterfalls
"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, wine, california, vermont, maple syrup, local product, local products, local speciality, local specialities, food, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, meal service, meal services, sold out, gone, no more, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitutes
"Well, hell, if I don't fetch it they'll find some young pup who will."
"Great news, Hodal. You can stop cleaning out your desk. Mullins has agreed to buy everything."
"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
Tags:light bulb, light bulbs, light, lights, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, outdated, replacement, replacements, new technology, new technologies, outmoded, bar, bars, lament, laments, lamenting, invention, inventions, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, grandeur, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'
"Oh, perfect. I can't remember what I wanted from the basement, and you've remarried."
"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
Tags:replacement, replacements, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, executive, executives, impulsive, impulsiveness, impulse decision, impulse decisions, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, new recruit, hire on the spot, hires on the spot, groom, grooms, grooming, groom a replacement, grooms a replacement, grooming a replacement, hiring criteria, qualification, qualifications, qualified replacement, qualified replacements
"He'll be damned difficult to replace!"
Tags:replacement, replacements, butler, butlers, servant, servants, domestic worker, domestic workers, heart attack, heart attacks, domestic, domestics, club, clubs, gentlemen, gentleman, aristocrat, aristocrats, aristocracy, heartless, heartlessness, worker, employee, employees, employer, employers, hr, human resources
Dog steals the throne.
'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, basketball, basketballs, head, heads, ball, balls, lost head, swapped head, lost heads, timeout, time out, swap, swaps, swapped, swapping, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, replacing, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, trade, trades, traded, trading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'
'It's a get well card from the substitute.'
'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'