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'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'
A series of wind-up tin cups walk past a man on the sidewalk.
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'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'
'If they're energy saving lightbulbs, how come I have to use my energy to change one?'
Tags:lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, energy saving, save energy, saves energy, green, environmentally friends, change, changes, changing, changer, changers, changed, lazy, laziness, bone idol, ironic, irony, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, basketball, basketballs, head, heads, ball, balls, lost head, swapped head, lost heads, timeout, time out, swap, swaps, swapped, swapping, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, replacing, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, trade, trades, traded, trading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'
'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'
'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'
Librarian replaced by Google.
"But you're broken, now we need to bring in some young people."
Tags:fire, fired, firing, firings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, laying off, boss, office, offices, manager, managers, management, broke, broken, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, young person, young people, youth, youthful, ageism, ageist, ageists, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."
Tags:robot, robots, cyborg, cyborgs, cyber, cyber monday, black friday, holiday, holidays, holiday shopping, shopping, sale, sales, deal, deals, christmas, christmastime, christmas time, holiday season, holiday seasons, automated ordering, internet shopping, web shopping, shopping on the web, job replacement, job replacements, replacement, replacements, replace, replaces
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
"Halt! Let him die!"
"To err is human, Simmons, so you're being replaced by a computer."
Tags:job, jobs, work, employment, employee, employees, employer, employers, boss, bosses, replacement, replace, replaces, replacements, computer replacement, computer replacements, robot replacement, robot replacements, robot, robots, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, human nature
'...I'm being replaced at work.'
"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."
Tags:salesman, salesmen, terms and conditions, t&cs, t&c, technicality, technicalities, robot, robots, bot, bots, job replacement, job replacements, replace, replaces, replacing, sales, fine print, read the fine print, visit, visits, visiting, asterisk, asterisks, loophole, loopholes, loop hole, loop holes
A judge carries a horn instead of a gavel.
"In line with our offering choices around here, do you prefer to be downsized or outsourced."
"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."
Tags:drone, drones, automated, automation, automated replacement, automated replacements, job replacement, job replacements, replace, replaces, replacing, eagle, eagles, hawk, hawks, bird of prey, birds of prey, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, personal drones, personal drone, falcon, falcons, falconry, hunting, hunter, hunters, robot, robots, robotic
"They ran out of carrots."
Tags:spatula, spatulas, pancake turner, pancake turners, carrot, carrots, replacement, replacements, replace, replaces, replacing, substitute, substitutes, substitution, substitutions, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, winter, winter weather, winter activity, winter activities
Flash memory replaces compact disc
"All I got was this participation ribbon."
Tags:participation, participation trophy, participation trophies, trophy, trophies, ribbon, ribbons, participation ribbon, participation ribbons, angel, angels, halo, halos, haloes, participate, participates, consolation prize, consolation prizes, christian, christians, christianity, replacement, replacements, replace, replaces
The GOP repeal and replace plan trips them up.