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'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'
"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
Tags:firing, fired, unemployment, termination, downsizing, laid off, lay offs, replacing, replacement, replacements, abacus, technology, computer, computers, human, humans, master, masters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, employee, employees, worker, workers, student, students, office, offices, office life, asia, asian, asians
South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
Tags:understudy, understudies, replacement, replacements, replacing, cities, city, town, towns, tourism, tourist, tourists, travel, traveling, travelling, traveller, travellers, travelled, traveled, travels, foxboro, massachusetts, usa, fallsview, canada, ontario, niagara falls, waterfall, waterfalls
"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
Tags:intercom, intercoms, replace, replacing, ignorant, ignorance, stupid, stupidity, rock, rocks, annoyance, annoying, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, office, office ecology, office life, modern world, modern life, working world, fool, fools
'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, adult children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
'If they're energy saving lightbulbs, how come I have to use my energy to change one?'
Tags:lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, energy saving, save energy, saves energy, green, environmentally friends, change, changes, changing, changer, changers, changed, lazy, laziness, bone idol, ironic, irony, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dog steals the throne.
'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, basketball, basketballs, head, heads, ball, balls, lost head, swapped head, lost heads, timeout, time out, swap, swaps, swapped, swapping, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, replacing, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, trade, trades, traded, trading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'
'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
Tags:book, books, scroll, scrolls, scrolling, technology, technologies, invention, invent, invents, internet, online, on-line, world wide web, history, historical, techno-pessimism, computer, computers, replace, replacing, obsolete, obsolescence, novel, novels, writer, writers, writing, replacement, improved, improving, improve
'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'
Librarian replaced by Google.
'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'
Turbo-Capitalism meets its match.
Tags:capitalism, capitalist, rebel, rebelling, late capitalism, futile, insignificant, beat the system, capitalists, couch, couches, old age, aging, furniture, replacing, replacement, replacements, sofa, sofas, couch, couches, late-capitalism, consumerism, consumerist, philosophy, economic, economics
STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer
"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"
Tags:dog, dogs, cat, cats, kitty litter, litterbox, litterboxes, litter box, litter boxes, cat poop, snack, snacks, snacking, chocolate, chocolates, valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, dog owner, dog owners, cat owner, cat owners, pet owner, pet owners, treat, treats, replacement, replacements, replacing, favorite snack, favorite snacks, favourite snack, favourite snacks
"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."
Tags:salesman, salesmen, terms and conditions, t&cs, t&c, technicality, technicalities, robot, robots, bot, bots, job replacement, job replacements, replace, replaces, replacing, sales, fine print, read the fine print, visit, visits, visiting, asterisk, asterisks, loophole, loopholes, loop hole, loop holes
Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
A judge carries a horn instead of a gavel.