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'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'
"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
Tags:firing, fired, unemployment, termination, downsizing, laid off, lay offs, replacing, replacement, replacements, abacus, technology, computer, computers, human, humans, master, masters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, employee, employees, worker, workers, student, students, office, offices, office life, asia, asian, asians
"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"
South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
Tags:understudy, understudies, replacement, replacements, replacing, cities, city, town, towns, tourism, tourist, tourists, travel, traveling, travelling, traveller, travellers, travelled, traveled, travels, foxboro, massachusetts, usa, fallsview, canada, ontario, niagara falls, waterfall, waterfalls
"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
Tags:women, woman, chocolate, chocolates, food, foods, men.man, substitute, substituting, substitution, substitutions, substituted, replace, replacing, replaces, replaced, awkward, feminist, independent woman, independent women, independent, independence, need, needs, needing, needed, replacement, replacements, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, exchanging
"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sins, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'
Tags:horse, horses, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, replacements, refuse, refuses, refused, refusal, refusals, denial, deny, denies, denied, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, admit, admits, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'
"Miss Smith, who replaced my intercom with a small rock?"
Tags:intercom, intercoms, replace, replacing, ignorant, ignorance, stupid, stupidity, rock, rocks, annoyance, annoying, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, office, office ecology, office life, modern world, modern life, working world, fool, fools
"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
'If they're energy saving lightbulbs, how come I have to use my energy to change one?'
Tags:lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, energy saving, save energy, saves energy, green, environmentally friends, change, changes, changing, changer, changers, changed, lazy, laziness, bone idol, ironic, irony, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, replacement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dog steals the throne.
'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Timeout!!'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, basketball, basketballs, head, heads, ball, lost head, swapped head, lost heads, timeout, time out, swap, swaps, swapped, swapping, replace, replaces, replacement, replacements, replacing, exchange, exchanges, exchanged, trade, trades, traded, trading, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bench, benches, benched, sub, subs, substitute, substitutes, substituted, reserve, reserves, reserved, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, stupid, idiotic, silly, spike, spikes, spiky, sharp, painful, pin, pins, sit, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'
"My last shrink couldn't deal with my fear of better options."
Tags:shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapy, therapist, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, conselors, counselling, fear, fears, option, options, better option, better options, virtual, virtual appointment, appointment, appointments, video call, video calls, left, leaving, flirt, flirts, replace, replacing, replacement, replacements
"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."
Tags:radio, radios, radio presenter, radio presenters, summer, summertime, cover, cover staff, replace, replacing, sit in, sitting in, vacation, vacations, annual leave, holiday, holidays, irregular, unusual, cover, covers, covering, replace, replaces, replacement, unusual, unprofessional, unqualified
'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'
"You've been Santa for a thousand years. Let Idris Elba have a chance."
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
Tags:book, books, scroll, scrolls, scrolling, technology, technologies, invention, invent, invents, internet, online, on-line, world wide web, history, historical, techno-pessimism, computer, computers, replace, replacing, obsolete, obsolescence, novel, novels, writer, writers, writing, replacement, improved, improving, improve
'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'
Librarian replaced by Google.
'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'