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'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.
'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'
All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988
"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."
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"Bang, bang bang, bang.""Re-bang,re-bang bang, re-bang."
"It's your mother with a rebuttal."
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"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"
Rubio Response, take two.
"You invented a time machine to come back and hit Reply instead of Reply All?"
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"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"
'And now, here to reply on our recent editorial on gun control...'
'I sent 1000 email resumes and no replies however one prospective employer said the clipart was cute.'
'I got your text-message marriage proposal... and I've answered you by snail mail.'
'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re:' all across the subject line.'
"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."
'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'
Compliment seeking missile
STRIP Hambone: 'Please reply if you don't get message'
Don't ring us and we won't ring you.
"Mrs Miggins! It's been brought to my attention that you're not answering your e-mails!"
'Thanks for your submission, but it doesn't suit our present needs.'
'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'