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'Outcomes...normally we just measure the height of the files.'
'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'
The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.
'Your hindsight on this case, was far more accurate than his forsight.'
House Intelligence Committee
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'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'
'What do you mean he got a C-minus on his report! I was up all night writing that thing!'
'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"
"That was terrible. Deeply flawed. Full of crap. Now read it to me again."
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
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'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'
'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'
Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.
Dr. Gloom, Dr Doom, Dr. Boom
"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."
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'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'
Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time
"I hate to be a wet blanket, Officer, but I wish to report my purse has been snatched."
Tags:police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, 1940s policeman, old fashioned policeman, reporting a crime, report a crime, report, reporting, reported, crimes, mugging, mugger, mugged, bag snatched, theft, polite, overly polite, apologetic, overly apologetic, interrupt, interrupting, pushchair, pram, buggy, pushchairs, prams, buggies, 1940s pram, 1940s, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'
'I think your son shows aptitude for becoming a pollster. After each Math answer he writes 'plus or minus 10%.''
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"This report is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Go to your room."
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"There's a new category of complaints: Date-Robbery, Date-Embezzlement..."