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"Let's derail this! So use passive voice, express vague concerns, and call for a follow-on working group."
'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'
"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."
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Things you seldom see: "Right so we're agreed that no one ever reads most of these reports so let's not bother writing them,and those forms are a waste of space so lets just bin them as well."
"We're trying to get staff to be more creative in their report writing." "I call this my dance of the fourth quarters client satisfaction survey."
'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'
'Take this report and put it into the form of a bumper sticker.'
'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'
"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"
'Right so we're agreed then, no one ever reads these reports so there's no point writing them anymore...and while we're at it we can stop filling out these forms, they're a waste of time.'
"Do you think you can just put a few scratches on a paper and call it a report?"
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"I've read a lot of reports...but this puts me right there in the plant."
One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.
Hogging the middle lane
'Your report is organized, concise and error free...have you been monotasking again?'
"Deidre's right. 'Challenging current dynamics' sounds better than SNAFU."
"...there's not a single shareholder...who will be able to understand any part of it!"
"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."
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"Is it ready to launch or does it still need more second guessing?"
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"I can't find anything wrong with your report…keep rewriting it until I can."