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'What do you mean he got a C-minus on his report! I was up all night writing that thing!'
"I hate to be a wet blanket, Officer, but I wish to report my purse has been snatched."
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'I think your son shows aptitude for becoming a pollster. After each Math answer he writes 'plus or minus 10%.''
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'I'd like to report an identity theft.'
'That's better. ... OK, now you may ask your question.'
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'If the S.E.C. had its way... we could only report what we earned.'
'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'
'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'
'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'
'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'
'It's been reported that the Human Genome Project has discovered a sticking-your-foot-in-your-mouth gene.'
'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'
'I didn't want to peak too soon.'
'It looks like I'm yet another victim of heredity.'
'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'
'If you wanted a kid with a good report card, you both should have married someone with brains.'
'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'
'I don't know about you, but I never trust the media.'
"Sales are worse than I thought."
Tags:sales figure, sales figures, sale, sales, recession, recessions, depression, depressions, loss, losses, deficit, deficits, over a cliff, x-axis, y-axis, graph, graphs, graphing, graphed, curve, curves, economics, earning, earnings, earner, earners, profit, profits, report, reports, reported, reporting, insolvent, insolvency, bad news
"I gave you 24 hours to review and report on the Internet in thirty words or less. Now let's have it."
"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."
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'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'
"Sorry. With fake news and alt facts, we've got nothing for you."
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"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"
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Ceo: "LOOK,I SAID I'm not giving any Media interviews, and THAT'S final! Now GET away from here you DARN parasites!"