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'Hardly worth blowing down.'
"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, troublesome, kid, kids, child, children, behavior, behaviour, bad behavior, bad behaviour, repo, re-po, repossession, repo man, repo men, repossession agent, repossession agents, santa's list
"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."
Tags:student loan, student loans, student loan debt, student loan debts, debt, debts, repo man, repo men, repossess, repossesses, repossession, repossessing, undergrad, undergrads, undergrad degree, undergrad degrees, bachelor of arts, bachelors of arts, degree, degrees, college degree, college degrees, university degree, university degrees
'I'm sorry, Mr. Dillman, but you're seven months behind on your payments for your pacemaker.'
"When this is over the estate sales are going to be amazing. I'm already planning mine."
Tags:estate sale, estate sales, tag sale, tag sales, liquidation, lost everything, losing everything, repossession, economic disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic impact, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus pandemic, covid-19 pandemic, covid 19 pandemic, public health crisis, global health crisis, self-isolation, social distancing, social distanced, socially distanced, physical distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders, financial crisis, party, parties, party planning
He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments
'Well, it was possessed, but you missed a payment. It's been repossessed.'
Tags:snail, snails, evictions, evicted, areas, rent, rents, rental, rentals, rental property, rental properties, suitcases, tenant, tenants, repossessions, mortgage repayment, mortgage repayments, eviction, property, shell, notice, evict, suitcase, belongings, court order, repossession, homeless, home
"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."
The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'
'The Donnallys lost their car, but you've got to admire the way they're meeting adversity.'
"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."
Tags:mortgage, mortgages, bank loan, home equity, line of credit, bank loans, equity, bank, loans, borrowing money, collateral, creative financing, debt, finances, budgeting, budget, loans officer, loan officers, lifestyle, living beyond your means, homelessness, homeless, losing your house, repossession, repossessed, creative financing, coming up with solutions, creative solutions, shared accommodation, room & board
'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'
"I happen to work for a collection agency. How would you like to work for me?"
An Old Song Gets A Slight Rewrite.
Willy Wonka Claims Eminent Domain on Gingerbread House.
"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."
Tags:huff, puff, foreclosure, foreclosures, foreclose, foreclosing, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, housing crisis, housing crises, bank, banks, banker, bankers, big bad wolf, villain, villains, villainous, mortgage, debt, debts, mortgages, three little pigs, modern fairy tale, fairy tale, fairy tales, fable, fables, eviction, eviction notice, eviction notices, repossess, repossession, threaten, threatens, threatening, big bank, big banks
"One morning Mr Small woke up to find the bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house..."
'I told you we were in trouble financially. Our building has been repossessed.'
"I think it's time we moved in together...the bank has repossessed my flat."
Tags:cohab, cohabs, cohabit, cohabiting, cohabitation, cohabitations, repossession, repossessions, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, proposal, proposals, flat-mate, flat-mates, flat, flats, mortgage repayment, mortgage repayments, mortgage, mortgages, debt, debts, financial problems, money problems, unromantic
"Hello. I'm your buy-to-let landlord - could you give me a bed for the night?"
"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."
"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."
"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."
Tags:standing, standing desk, standing desks, repo, repo man, repo men, repossessed, repossession, redesign, redesigns, office redesign, office redesigns, make lemonade, making lemonade, repurpose, repurposes, repurposing, adapt, adapts, adapting, failed business, failed businesses, failing business, failing businesses, downturn, downturns, recession, recessions, ergonomics
'It's just office furniture. Who needs it? We still have our mission statement.'