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'The poor girl is out of eggs.' 'Henopause.'
"Please, George...not here!"
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"Quick Lassie,-- start a puppy mill!"
"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."
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'The court sentences you to be removed from the gene pool.'
P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis
'Hey Mom, why can't we live in a two storey house like they do?'
"You mean Dad's not really in the Peace Corps?"
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'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
'how duckbilled mammals came about.'
"Only twenty-five kids? Have you considered fertility treatment?"
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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"What with the population crunch and all, we're just reproducing ourselves and letting it go at that."
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Copy Machine Reproduces Men
"You're right! We can run faster with shaved legs!"
'Bad news. The unicorns are both male.'
"We're trying to figure out what reproduces faster. Rabbits or coat hangers."
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Once upon a time we reproduced to shun extinction. Now we must stop reproduction for the same reason.
"I could of sworn there were only two, this morning!"
'A woman obstetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'
"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."
"Look, we're an endangered species: It doesn't help if you're too shy to ask me out..."
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The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.
'I'm not saying I don't want children, I'm just saying maybe we should at least consider adoption...'