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"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."
Tags:relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died
"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
Tags:embryo, embryos, frozen embryo, frozen embryos, baby, babies, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, infertile, infertility, reproduction, family planning, egg donor, egg donors, freezer, freezers, freezing, frozen food, frozen foods, parent, parents, parenting, prospective parent, prospective parents, fertilization, in vitro fertilization, fertilisation, in vitro fertilisation
"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."
"I thought you liked museum reproductions."
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, eggs, egg, reproduction, fertilisation, fertilization, couple, couples, having kids, having children, science, biology, relationship, relationships, romance, romantic, unromantic, lack of romance, lacking romance, relationship issue, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, married life, females, male, males, men, man, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
Tags:look-alike, look-alikes, look alike, lookalikes, look alikes, lookalike, knockoff, knockoffs, cocktail party, cocktail parties, designer label, designer labels, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, bargain bucket, bargain buckets, twin, twins, introduce, introducing, introduction, introductions, low price, low price, shopper, shoppers, shopping, reproduction, reproductions, fake, fakes, replica, replicas, imitation, imitations, jump on the bandwagon, jumping on the bandwagon, trend, trends, following trends, fashions, modern life
"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, vow, vows, science, biology, genetics, gene, genes, genome, genomes, reproduction, kid, kids, child, children, fertility, dna, d.n.a., modern life, modern marriage, modern marriages, genetic testing, genetic test, genetic tests
Suffolk GP saves ?1000s by conducting vasectomies in-house.
'The poor girl is out of eggs.' 'Henopause.'
"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction
"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, childfree, childless, reproduction, reproducecat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, environmental reasons, environmental, environmental impact, environmental awareness, environmentalist, environmentalists, global warming, climate change, virtue signal, virtue signalling
"Please, George...not here!"
Tags:split, splits, splitting, split up, splits up, splitting up, cell division, cell divisions, microscopes, microscopic, microscopic organism, microscopic organism, asexual, reproduce, reproduces, reproducing, reproduction, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, cell, cells, inappropriate, pda, public display of affection, public displays of affection, shy, shyness, voyeur, voyeurs, voyeurism, biology, biology teacher, biology teachers, biologist, biologists, professor, professors
"We learned all about reproduction in health class today. Oh, by the way, daddy turns sort of green when you mention menstruation!"
'Well it's obvious when we went through mitosis, the brain went to my side!'
"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, love, romance, romancing, courting, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, introductions, introducing, relationship, relationships, dating, mate, mates, reproduction, breeding, science, biology, attracting a mate, zoo, zoos, first meeting, first meetings
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
Tags:lion, endangered species, lions, lioness, lionesses, endangered animal, endangered animals, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, lion pack, lion packs, pride, prides, lion pride, lion prides, big cat, big cats, environmental concerns, lazy, laziness, lazy man, lazy men, reproduction
Tags:infertility, family, families, parent, parents, parenthood, babies, baby, reproduction, reproduce, pregnancy, couple, couples, married, marriage, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, farmer, farmers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, cattle, fertility, fertility clinic, farm animal, farm animals, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."
Tags:egg, eggs, penguin, penguins, reproduction, reproduce, reproduces, reproducing, pregnancy, pregnancies, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, sperm, fertility, fertility problem, fertility problems, child birth, childbirth, have a child, having a child, antarctica, fertility clinic, fertility clinics
"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
Tags:couple, couples, parent, parents, meet the parents, awkward question, awkward questions, grandchild, newlywed, newlyweds, having a baby, having babies, reproductive, reproduction, nosy, butting in, none of your business, meddling, noodging, pregnancy, fertility, ovulating, ovulation, conception, having a kid, having kids, starting a family, inappropriate question, inappropriate questions, restaurant, restaurants, conversation, conversations, small talk, awkward
"I want to have lots of children."
You have: 2,010,597 matches!
Tags:online dating, dating website, dating websites, dating app, dating apps, dating, date, dates, match, matches, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, zygote, zygotes, egg, eggs, human egg, human eggs, sperm, sperms, reproduction, fertilisation, fertilization, gametes, gamete, biology, biologist, biologists
"After all these years together, the mating is still reasonably good."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dog, dogs, canine, canines, family, families, mate, mates, mating season, reproduction, reproduce, reproductive, animal, animals, baby, babies, loyal, loyalty
Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.
Tags:amoeba, amoebas, reproduction, asexual, microbe, microbes, microscopic organism, microscopic organisms, cell division, cell divisions, biology, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, birds and the bees, biology teacher, biology teachers, microorganism, microorganisms, micro-organism, micro-organisms
How "The Birds and the Bees" talk goes over in other species...