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"I thought you liked museum reproductions."
"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
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'I know how to keep them under control...'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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"We're trying to figure out what reproduces faster. Rabbits or coat hangers."
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Tags:complicated, biology, biologist, biologists, complicated relationships, complicated relationship, divorces, divorcing, amoebas, geneticist, geneticists, reproduction, reproductions, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, divorce, dating, amoeba, mitosis, division, cells, dna, genetics, excuses, separation
"I could of sworn there were only two, this morning!"
"Get a womb, you two!"
The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.
'I'm not saying I don't want children, I'm just saying maybe we should at least consider adoption...'
'In this society of clones Mike and I thought we'd be different and actually have a baby.'
"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."
"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"
'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'
'How old is this vase?'
The Funniest Cartoon in the World (Detail).
'We do printing here, sir, no! I won't have your baby!'
Production line producing production line workers.
"I guess we never should've put Ned and Betty in there together."
"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."
"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"