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"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"
"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
2012 Debates: Former Presidents at the Conventions Edition.
We Bulldoze It. . .
'As you can see from our map, the Rebublican National Convention is to far to the right to be directly hit by Hurricane Issac.'
Romney prepares for the debates: 'Darn! Obama's good!'
'So...who do you think you will vote for?'
'Coming up with a grain of truth from that bunch is like trying to find your chewing gum after you dropped it in the chicken house...'
The real reason the White House is sending Joe Biden to Florida.
'And this dining set comes with enough seating for six invisible Presidents.'
"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."
Trump rhetoric - is it a step backwards?
"When Slovenia sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending poor speech writers, they're sending plagiarists. They're bringing bad grammar."
"Deliver this load to the RNC. The next load goes to the DNC."
"Repeat after me...Donald is going to be a great president...better than Reagan...Huuge."
Ted Cruz refuses to endorse Donald Trump
Melania Trump accused of plagiarising Michelle Obama
"Dad, what's the definition of 'traitor?'"
"The bad news is we're having trouble getting speakers for the convention. The good news is we've found a ventriloquist and a juggler."
"...The recurring nightmares about Cleveland...Suicidal thoughts...Now Cruz is Lucifer?!!. . ."
Melania Trump's Speech