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'Your honor, my client requests the maximum bail possible so that he can post it with his frequent-flier credit card.'
'Request permission to approach the bench, Your Honour...'
"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"
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'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'
"It seems a juror is requesting to be sequestered."
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'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'
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'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'
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'Waiter, could I have another glass? This one has someone drinking out of it.'
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The traditional pre-game prayer.
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'It was his last wish, Helen. 'Scatter my ashes,' he whispered, 'over my favorite spot on Earth.''
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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'
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'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'
'Could you please pass this down?'
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'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'
'I've retired from giving financial advice... now, I just take requests.'
'Could we go back to popcorn?... Peanut butter sticks to the roof of our beaks.'
'Your Honor, we would like to respectfully request that my client be assigned to a corner cell.'
'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.'
'Mr Dunleavy is asking for another week of vacation... he still has tan lines!'
Wash hands after touching door knob.
'If you want me to play 'Smoke gets in your eyes', I'll have to read you this Surgeon General's warning first.'
'If you want me to play 'Smoke gets in your eyes', I'll have to read you this surgeon general's warning first.'
'Try not to break the yolk!'
'No, I'm sorry, but you can't work at home.'
'No olive, Joe... I'm having trouble with my digestion.'