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"I put in for reincarnation, but they said if you don't know computers forget it."
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"I just sent you a friend request."
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'Your honor, my client requests the maximum bail possible so that he can post it with his frequent-flier credit card.'
'Request permission to approach the bench, Your Honour...'
"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"
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"Close on the side, long on the top."
"My platform is simple: Daily cleaning of our national monuments!"
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"Please go easy on my client, Your Honor. He's already suffered enough with all the Twitter shaming,"
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"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"
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'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'
"It seems a juror is requesting to be sequestered."
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'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'
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'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'
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'Waiter, could I have another glass? This one has someone drinking out of it.'
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The traditional pre-game prayer.
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'It was his last wish, Helen. 'Scatter my ashes,' he whispered, 'over my favorite spot on Earth.''
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'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'
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'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'
'Could you please pass this down?'
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'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'
'I've retired from giving financial advice... now, I just take requests.'
'Could we go back to popcorn?... Peanut butter sticks to the roof of our beaks.'
'Your Honor, we would like to respectfully request that my client be assigned to a corner cell.'
'We request a change of venue to a place where the juries are more naive.'
'Mr Dunleavy is asking for another week of vacation... he still has tan lines!'