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"I put in for reincarnation, but they said if you don't know computers forget it."
Tags:death, dead, die, dies, died, dying, departed soul, departed souls, angel, angels, the dead, reincarnation, reincarnate, reincarnates, reincarnated, reincarnating, reborn, rebirth, computer, computers, knowledge, request, requests, requesting, requested, request denied, deny, denied, denies, denying, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, computer whizz, computer knowledge, computer engineer, computer engineers, computer engineering, computers, computer, know-how
"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
Tags:probe, probes, probing, alien probe, alien probes, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduct, abducts, abducting, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, false advertisement, false advertisements, false advertising, valentine, valentines, request, requests, requesting, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, woo, woos, wooing, romance, romances, romancing, valentine's day, valentines day, flowers, chocolates, seduce, seduces, seduction, seductions
"Sir, we need more troops."
Tags:castle, castles, tower, towers, fort, forts, stronghold, strongholds, fortress, fortresses, army, armies, troop, troops, war, wars, military, militarised, under attack, guard, guards, surrounded, surround, threat, threats, threatened, outnumber, outnumbered, request, requests, requesting, battle, battles
"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
Tags:vow, vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, personal vow, personal vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, 'til death do us part, depressing, depression, depression, dark, sickness, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, request, requests, requesting, marriage vow, marriage vows, priest, priests, favor, favors, favour, favours, ask a favor, asking a favor
"I just sent you a friend request."
Tags:panda, pandas, bear, bears, technology, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, social media, online presence, online presences, online account, real life interaction, irl, reality, zoo, zoologist, zoologists, zoology, zoos, friend request, friend requests, request, requested, requesting, requests, superficial, superficialness, software designer, software designers, anyone can use, software design
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
Tags:prayer, pray, praying, prayers, kneel, kneeling, god, gods, god in heaven, heaven, request, requesting, prayed, prays, religion, religious, religiously, religions, demanding, demand, demands, demanded, high maintenance, fickle, lightning, lightening, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, worship, worships
"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, raise, raises, salary, warmth, understanding, human, humans, humanity, compassion, kindness, generosity, interpersonal, relationship, relationships, white collar, corporate, request, requests, requesting
"I wonder how much longer she can keep this up..."
Tags:wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, husband, husbands, ignore, ignores, ignoring, call, calls, calling, request, requests, requesting, keep it up, keeps it up, keeping it up, spouse, spouses, married life, annoyed, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, shout, shouts, shouting, inconsiderate, inconsideration
"I'll have the prayer breakfast."
Tags:prayer, prayers, prayer breakfast, prayer breakfasts, short order cook, short order cooks, breakfast, breakfasts, eat breakfast, eats breakfast, eating breakfast, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, request, requests, requesting, customer, customers, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, prayer, prayers
Tags:bus, buses, bus travel, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, bus stop, bus stops, bus stopping, request, requesting, deny, denied, denying, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, rude, rudeness, bus driver, bus drivers, trolley, trolleys, public transport, public transportation, request denied, stop requested, stop request
'No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy Twilight movies.'
Tags:twilight, movie, movies, film, command, commands, commanded, commanding, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, ten commandment, ten, 10, rule, rules, law, laws, moses, god, gods, request, requesting, worth a shot, vampire, vampires, ask, asking, asked, asks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Your honor, my client requests the maximum bail possible so that he can post it with his frequent-flier credit card.'
'Request permission to approach the bench, Your Honour...'
"You're vacation request is denied, Wolverine. I'm sorry, but we just can't lose you right now."
Tags:vacation, vacations, request, requests, requesting, x-men, hero, heros, super hero, superhero, superheroes, super heroes, battle, battles, battling, fight, fights, fighting, children, toy, toys, action figure, action figures, lose, loses, losing, die, dies, dying, annual leave, holiday, holidays, lose
"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"
Tags:barber, barbers, haircut, haircuts, feathered, specific, specificity, hair, nest, nests, nested, nesting, bird, birds, trim, trims, trimmed, trimming, hair, hairs, odd request, odd requests, odd, request, requests, requesting, requested, picky, fussed, fussy, fusses, fuss over, fusses over, fussed over, fussing over
"Close on the side, long on the top."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessmen, businessman, businessperson, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, business conference, business conferences, graphs, graph, chart, charts, blank graph, blank graphs, request, requests, requesting, any requests, cliche, corporate, corporate world, jargon, corporate jargon, stats, statistics, misleading statistics, meaningless statistics, fake news
"Request an extended leave to regroup myself, sir. I've been feeling a bit soft on Communism lately."
Tags:military, general, generals, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, army, marines, navy, air force, asking permission, commanding officer, commanding officers, recruit, recruits, extended leave, regroup, psychology, mental health, communism, communist, communists, politics, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, request, requests, requesting
"Those are fees incurred for requesting an explanation of your fees."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, bank teller, bank tellers, teller, tellers, customer service, service, fee, fees, explanation, explanations, request, requests, requesting, extra, extra fee, extra fees, additional fee, additional fees, money, finances, charge, charges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden charge, hidden charges, unexpected, inquiry, inquiries, banking fees
"I'll have the dressing on the side in a handblown glass container on a bamboo cloth with a sprig of something delicate placed gently nearby."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requesting, requests, special request, special requests, picky, fussy, foodie, foodie, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, plating, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, high maintenance, high expectations, fancy, haute cuisine, salad, salads, dressing, modern life
"Play 'Misty' for me."
Tags:play misty for me, request, requests, requesting, murder mystery, murder mysteries, satyr, satyrs, faun, fauns, panflute, panflutes, pan flute, pan flutes, mythological creature, mythological creatures, entertainment, relax, relaxes, relaxing, sooth, soothes, soothing, woodwind, woodwinds, flautist, flautists
"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."
"Do you have anything with a view of God?"
"My platform is simple: Daily cleaning of our national monuments!"
Tags:lady liberty, statue of liberty, statue, statues, national monument, national monuments, monument, monuments, daily cleaning, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, platform, request, requests, requesting, requested, election, elections, filth, tourist spot, tourist spots, tourism, tourist, tourists, cleanliness, hygiene, hygienic
'I'll need the S.A.T.'s, G.E.D.'s and A.C.T.'s, ASAP...'