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'In retrospect, maybe we should have spent a little more on R&D.'
Developing the boomerang.
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'
'What happened between design and development?'
Genetic Engineering 'N Things
Business Hierarchy: Research and Development, Manufacturing Division, and Advertising and Promotion.
'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'
'Go get someone from accounting to kill this damn excitement.'
"We cancelled the cold fusion project for a map that re-folds itself."
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
'Long term investment success requires a clear picture of the future, and that's going to be your job, Ted...'
'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'
'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'
'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'
'You gave the Research & Development guys an unlimited budget--and they exceeded it.'
Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'
Protection from technology
Sales have collapsed, the phones are too smart for their users.
At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'
Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"
"Professor Jones was the leading scientist in his field."
'I'm sure it's not missing, it's probably right in front of us.'
"The truth is, you're the first nanobot we've ever interviewed."