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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'
"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."
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'Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing.'
"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
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Scientists chained to the floor
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Research grant for nerve toxin.
"Well, we got the grant."
'To be perfectly honest, I don't know how long it will take to solve this problem. Heck, I don't even know if it is possible to solve it: That's why it's called 'Research'...'
"This is Doctor Bagshaw, discoverer of the infinitely expanding research grant."
"Our research is solidified, but our funding has vaporized."
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"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"
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"My research on the effects of total inactivity in humans is nearing a breakthrough. Just one more 5-year grant should do it."
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"Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a unch of grants, did some experiments and now it's lunchtime."
"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."
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Genius Grants and Recipients
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"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."
Researcher to partner: 'We spent 10 million dollars for a pill that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.'
"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."
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'Lost our maze research grant'
He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.
'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'
Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'