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The health hazards of working in a think tank...
Pure Research, Somewhat Sullied Research, and Totally Craven, Profit-Driven Research.
Globux Research: Upholding the time-honored tradition of wrenching secrets from Mother Nature and selling them to whoever coughs up the most cash.
Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.
Research - Development - More Research
Institute for Continuous Research (all-niters our specialty)
"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."
British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).
'Jane, if you can't resist interjecting reality into your research, this may not be the right think tank for you!'
Basic Research/Practical Applications/Back to Basic Research.
"$10.75 for lunch in the cafeteria. The bioethics committee will hear of this."
Research, Development and Second Thoughts
Institute for the study of more and more about less and less.
Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute.
"To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer."
"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."
"I've done some private research, and it appears I'm receiving the minimum wage for a Nobel-Prize winner."
Think (therefore we are) Tank.
'Garfield, I think I know why we've been receiving so few commissions.'
'The word going around, Gustave, is that sometimes you guess.'
'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'
'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'
Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.
Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.