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"This one here always grosses me out."
'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'
'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'
'It's all right.. he's a trustee.'
'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'
Big Bang research lab - quiet please.
'One placebo or two, doctor?'
Narcolepsy Research Labora...
'Have you discovered a source of renewable energy?'
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"It's a weed killer that kills cancer."
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Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.
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"Peer review is getting tougher and tougher."
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
'Ah, Dr. Mecklenburg, noted research scientist, we meet again.'
"You can clone yourself as much as you like, Brainstorm, but you're only getting one salary."
"He says he's doing a thought experiment."
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Research Institute - "...How the hell should I know!"
'You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research.'
"My God, you've done it! The unifying Theory of Everything!"
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Black Hole Research Lab: Don't Get Too Close!
'I worked at the Cloning Research lab. I was replaced by myself.'
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Beagles at smoking research laboratory. One of them is smoking a pipe.