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"I've come for your exciting research."
"By god, gentlemen, I believe we've found it - the Fountain of Funding!"
Tags:funding, explorer, explorers, exploration, explorations, funding source, funding grant, funding grants, grant application, grant applications, fundraising, academic, research project, research projects, budget, budgets, research funding, researcher, researchers, adventurer, adventurers, adventuring
"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
"About this medical marijuana study. . . I'm totally stoked about the results."
Tags:medical marijuana, medical cannabis, legal marijuana, legalised marijuana, legalised cannabis, drug, hippie, hippies, hippy, drug trial, drug trials, scientific research, scientific breakthrough, research project, research projects, close to my heart, close to your heart, enthusiasm, excited, scientist, scientists
'What's with the beer?'
"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."
"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."
Tags:research funding, research grant, research grants, research funds, research project, research projects, money can't buy happiness, vacation, vacations, wealth, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, holiday, holidays, happy, happiness, wealthy, rich, riches, wealth inequality, income inequality, economic inequality
"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where you research is headed?"
"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."
Tags:petri dish, petrie dish, petrie dishes, petri dishes, scientist, scientists, scientific breakthrough, research project, research projects, research, scientific research, microscopes, microorganism, microorganisms, micro-organism, micro-organisms, work ethic, work ethics, manager, managers, management, supervisor, supervisors, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories
"We cancelled the cold fusion project for a map that re-folds itself."
When scientists start to look like their projects.
'Class, this weeks research project topic is social media. It will be marked out of like or dislike!'
Cats make lousy lab pets.
"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, science, scientist, scientists, scientific, professor, laboratory, lab, biology, physics, chemistry, lab coat, academic, academics, research, researchers, post doc, post doctoral, phd, doctorate, doctoral, post grad, graduate, research grant, grants, research project, research assignments, word play, play on words
"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."
"I've been working on this experiment for six years, eight months and 28 days. . . but who's counting?"
Tags:experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimenting, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, research project, research projects, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, dogged, doggedly, work ethic, work ethics, hard worker, determination
Please don't fund the bears.
'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'
Earth Rotation Project: Spin Doctor Wanted
'Money can't buy happiness? Get my best people working on that!'
Institute for the study of more and more about less and less.
Humour research Project
"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."
'I'm trying to see if blondes really do have more fun.'