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Sarah Sanders is Godzilla
"I am therefore stepping down to spend more time with my family—but not with my wife, Tammy, who can be really annoying."
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Planned Service Changes
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"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."
Berlusconi and Italy
'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''
'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'
Possible Press Secretary Replacements
Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.
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'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'
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"Oh yeah? Well, your dad makes more, but my dad's not stuck in a high-paying job he hates but is too scared to leave."
'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'
'Nobody has seen as many employees and CEOs coming and going as you have, Higgins. How long have you worked here now?'
"Take a letter to upper management, Miss Thurgood. . . Dear sirs, getting fired can work both ways."
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"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."
'Thou shalt not covet a parking space.'
Politicians in jail
"You've committed a serious violation of company policy, Woolsly. I'll give you three choices...resign, be fired, or I could just eat you."
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"Management can't avoid responsibility for poor client care...I want to tender my resignation!"
'Leaning? No, that's just the way you're looking at it.'
"I can't work for you anymore. My doctor said I'm allergic to nuts."
'The good news is that our latest campaign has MASSIVELY improved understanding of the job status and prospects.'
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'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'
"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."
'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'