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Mediation at the OK Corral.
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
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Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
(Oh, drat …. There goes the new year's resolution.)
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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
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"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
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'I started a serious workout program yesterday. So far I missed only one session.'
"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
"First, can we agree that it's a big back yard?"
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At an impasse, facing a brick wall.
"New Year's Resolution - Stay This Good-Looking!"
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"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"
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"How about resolving that, starting next year, you won't be such a total jerk?"
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Santa's Jolly Ole Complaint Resolution Call Center
'I've decided that instead og becoming a new me this year, I'll just get a new you!'
"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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New Years Resolution.
"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."