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'75% of our resources are taken up dealing with the aged and infirm...and that's just the staff!'
'Well I could help with 'A bit of filing and general help around the office' or you MIGHT like to benefit from my 25 years experience in software development and capital infrastructure investment experience.'
An armed guard watches over a school's supply room.
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'Advances in technology are staggering...they can spend ten times as much four times more quickly for only a tenth of the results.'
"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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'I don't think we could throw the baby out with the bathwater if we tried.'
'Good news I'm ten percent under budget.'
Mankind loves Earth
Mailbox of Plenty
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Crikey! I'm over half way through this! Maybe I should drink a little slower...
Milking the Cow.
World pushing '7 billion' pram.
'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'
Government rep telling GPs to take on an extra responsibility - Global warming.
'Resourceful means you can get the job done without any resources.'
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
'Don't fret about that Kingdom of Heaven stuff - you would obviously liquidise the camel first.'
'I'll be conducting the final phase of your job interview I've heard a lot of good things about you!' ('Must maintain eye contact..')
"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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GPs urged to take on extra responsibility.
"This is Doctor Bagshaw, discoverer of the infinitely expanding research grant."
"Turns out the training budget has been cut, so we'll continue doing things the stupid way for another year."
Crude oil and refined oil.