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"Do you have something more like Alex the Architect?"
"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."
The Old Animosity Shop
'I've been meaning to ask, how thick is your veneer of respectability?'
'Sorry, son. If you want to work here you've got to look clean and respectable.'
'I used to be an assassin but this is so much more respectable.'
'No wonder you're less successful. Take a look at yourself! To give the impression of a respectable salesman, you've got to wear a tie!'
How to profit from de-regulation of fervor
Plaque reading '20 Years of Public Service without a single indictment.
The Devil's most devilish when he;s respectable.
"I didn't fight in the Punk Rock Wars so you could grow up to be a fine upstanding member of society!"