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'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'
"Here at Wiblington Social Services we value our staff and respect the need to treat them all as individuals. This for example is individual No. 126GH/89."
"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."
"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Apples, Oranges and Lemmons
"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."
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"Saw you on 'Larry King Live' last night. I liked the way you came right out and admitted you were a pig."
Tags:disgraced, disgraced politician, disgraced politicians, larry king, pig, pigs, politician, politicians, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apology, apologies, public apology, public apologies, regret, regrets, regretful, integrity, wrongdoing, admit wrongdoing, admitting wrongdoing, forthright, integrity, respect, respects, respectful, morality, moral, morals, dirtbag, dirtbags
"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."
Let's afford him the same respect his minions gave Pres. Obama and his family."
'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'
"'Bulldog! Bulldog! Bow, wow, wow'—that's how you voted?"
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"Is he going somewhere warm?"
"We look very peaceful."
'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'
"Why the all-black outfit?"
"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."
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'Good lord, man: have you lost all self-respect?'
Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.
'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'
'I want to be respected! You make me feel like nothing but a piece of meat!'
'I want to be respected for other reasons than having nuclear weapons.'
'I get no respect... anywhere.'
'If I didn't despise myself so much I'd lose my self-respect.'
'Of course I respect him more than you - He's house trained!'
'I'll say yes, but promise me you'll respect me in the morning.'