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"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."
Tags:medicare, childless, childless adult, childless adults, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fortunate, fortunate circumstances, guilt, guilt-free, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, responsibility, responsibilities, selfish, selfish lifestyle, selfish lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, luck, lucky
"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, cockerel, cockerels, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, children, child, baby, babies, childcare, parents, parenting, parenthood, domestic labour, domestic labor, unequal division of domestic labour, unequal division of domestic labor, father, absent father, fathers, absent fathers, gender roles, gender role, responsibilities, parental responsibilities, shared responsibilities, shared responsibility
"Would you mind repeating my job description?"
Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, hose, hoses, fire, fires, fight, fighting, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, blaze, blazing, blazes, hydrant, hydrants, jake, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, urge, urges, urging, satisfy, satisfies, satisfying, split, unsure, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"With the bump in salary comes a lot more responsibility and my choice of three new stress related illnesses."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, pay rise, salary, top up, wage increase, responsibility, responsibilities, stress, stressed, over worked, over-worked, overtime, over time, promotion, careers, career ladder, consequences
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"Big news, honey. This afternoon they're going to let me sign off on something or other."
'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'
"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
Tags:solution, solutions, do your job, doing your job, career, careers, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, impersonal, worker, workers, workday, workdays, routine, routines, work routine, work routines, routine, routines, answer, answers, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, scold, scolds, scolding, spouse, spouses
"Did you feed the dog?"
"In five years, I see myself with the same job title, about the same salary, and significantly more responsibilities."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, job interview, job interviews, interview question, interview questions, where do you see yourself in five years, job title, job titles, salary, salaries, money, income, finances, responsibilities, promotion, promotions, modern life
"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, animal rights, right, rights, responsibility, responsibilities, chore, chores, housework, lazy, laziness
"You seem to be taking personal responsibility for everything except your bill."
Tags:bill, bills, personal responsibility, responsibility, responsibilities, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, irresponsible, forgetful, negligent
'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'
'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'
Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!
The Easter Bunny in August
'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'
We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...
'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'
'Please don't read anything into this but we're putting you in charge of our no-brainer decisions.'
'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'
"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!
Tags:management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, account, accounts, accounting, public relations, pr, p.r, p.r., p r, department, departmental, job description, job descriptions, duties, duty, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratic
'Oops, my mistake...Carry on, sir.'
"Hi. We're grass-roots ad-hoc committee to save your marriage. May we come in?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, trouble, troubles, problem, problems, relationship, strain, strained, overwork, overworked, jargon, lingo, business jargon, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, habit, habits, committee, committees, advice, marriage counselling, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, by committee, decisions, decide, corporate, corporate chain, chain of action, chain of command, decision making, choice, choices, making choices, responsibility, responsibilities