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"The power bars are a hit, but it seems no one wants the responsibility bars."
"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, responsible, responsibility, responsibly, video game, video games, vidya, points, modern world, modern life, modern, driving education, driver's ed, drivers ed, driving school, school
"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."
Tags:medicare, childless, childless adult, childless adults, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fortunate, fortunate circumstances, guilt, guilt-free, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, responsibility, responsibilities, selfish, selfish lifestyle, selfish lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, luck, lucky
Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, hose, hoses, fire, fires, fight, fighting, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, blaze, blazing, blazes, hydrant, hydrants, jake, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, urge, urges, urging, satisfy, satisfies, satisfying, split, unsure, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."
Tags:muder, murders, murderer, murderers, body, dead body, dead bodies, moved the body, moving the body, hide the body, hiding the body, detective, detectives, investigator, investigators, di, dis, murder mystery, murder mysteries, guilt, guilty, destroy the evidence, destroying the evidence, responsible, responsibility, criminal, criminals, cover up, cover-up
Desk plaque: 'The buck pauses, but does not actually stop here.'
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Tags:green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings
"I think globally, but I spend locally."
Tags:cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, think globally, act locally, local business, local businesses, drinking, drinker, drinkers, barfly, barflies, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, slogan, slogans, responsible, responsibility, stimulus, economic stimulus, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners
The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.
Tags:garbage bag, garbage, dump, dumps, dumping, pass off, passes off, passing off, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, responsibility, irresponsible, irresponsibility, trash, trash day, trash days, pawn off, pawning off, leave for someone else, leaving for someone else, satisfaction, satisfied, feeling, feelings, dumping ground, dumping grounds
See No Virus, Hear No Virus, Take No Responsibility
Tags:see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, see, hear, speak, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, virus, viruses, head in the sand, ignore, ignoring, deflect, deflecting, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, corona response, us corona response, trump corona response, responsibility, take no responsibility, blame game
"You're heading up our flagship company, Beavis, and, should anything happen, you'll be expected to go down with it."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, business trip, business trips, headquarters, main office, head office, flagship, sinking ship, employer, employers, employee, employees, company, companies, responsible, responsibility, pressure, pressure is on, metaphor, metaphors
"With the bump in salary comes a lot more responsibility and my choice of three new stress related illnesses."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, pay rise, salary, top up, wage increase, responsibility, responsibilities, stress, stressed, over worked, over-worked, overtime, over time, promotion, careers, career ladder, consequences
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Big news, honey. This afternoon they're going to let me sign off on something or other."
'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'
"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
Tags:solution, solutions, do your job, doing your job, career, careers, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, impersonal, worker, workers, workday, workdays, routine, routines, work routine, work routines, routine, routines, answer, answers, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, scold, scolds, scolding, spouse, spouses
"Did you feed the dog?"
"I don't like to pull rank, but I'm the one with two papers."
Tags:pull rank, pulling rank, paper, papers, paperwork, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, responsibility, management, manager, managers
"It's a big responsibility having green lighted everything."
"I'd like to hear less talk about animal rights and more talk about animal responsibilities."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, animal rights, right, rights, responsibility, responsibilities, chore, chores, housework, lazy, laziness
Passing the buck.
"The trouble with you, son, is that you won't take any responsibility for your actions..." "And whose fault is that?"
"Now we just have to sit back and wait for the Fed to bail us out."
Tags:bailout, bailouts, emergency economic stabilization act, emergency economic stabilization act of 2008, financial crisis, financial crises, monetary policy, monetary, irresponsible, responsibility, moral hazard, moral hazards, bank, banks, banker, bankers, children, child, kid, kids, federal reserve, ben bernanke, bernanke, troubled asset relief program, tarp, childish, comparison, compared, compare, 2008, credit crunch, credit crunches, rescue, rescues, rescue package, bush, george, george w bush, george bush
"But that was the old me - this is the remix."
Tags:word play, relationships, marriage, rebirth, rebirths, rebirthing, old you, new you, remix, remixes, remixing, new you, excuse, excuses, responsibility, dodge responsibility, dodging responsibility, irresponsible, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, husband, husbands, mankoff