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"Let's see! You had roast beef. I had none."
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'You owe us a tenner.'
Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.
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"I've added eighteen percent to your bill because it's more than fifteen percent."
'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'
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"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."
"All my sophisticated payment apps say the same thing - it's your turn to pay."
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"I strongly support emancipation - the lady pays."
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Man begs for his restaurant bill.
"Is that an I.O.U.?"
'Sir, one waiter is enough to bring the meals, but it takes two to carry the bill.'
"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"
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"They've asked for separate checks and thirteen doggy bags."
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'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'
"Waiter, I think you've mixed my bill up with someone who's buying the restaurant."
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Just the Bill Please.
'Now, let's not foolishly argue about who's paying the bill.' - 'I agree. I'm broke anyway.'
'How much do I tip myself?'
'Ironically, it's exactly the same amount as it took to fill the car this morning.'
'Something exotic and wildly expensive for me and a pick me up for my husband when you give him the bill.'