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"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"
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"Other than that, how did you like it?"
"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."
'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'
"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"
'5 hygiene stars! Shame the food tastes like toilet tissue!'
"I hope we get a good review."
"I ordered ham, but I think the cook spammed me."
"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."
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"This sounds good: place the veal in the casserole and simmer for two minutes. Pour on broth, add the vegetables and herbs..."
Twitter Cafe: 'We Serve What We Think You Will Like.'
"I'll have your 'Famous Pancakes' along with a side of your 'Unremarkable Hash Browns'."
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"He's one of the few genuine food critics left....he still fills his pen with Spanish squid ink."
"The atmosphere is too heady!"
"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"
'There's a restaurant critic out there. Thaw out a meal from that place they all like.'
'If her dog likes the leftovers, we'll get a good review.'
'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'
"Of course i can microwave your meal for you, but believe me - it won't make it taste any better."
"Is a 'Five Turds' rating a good thing or a bad thing?"
"... Would I like a 'doggie bag'?... No, thanks. But, you could bring me a 'sick bag'."
"You think your table location is bad? - Ours is in there!"
"Okay - This is your last chance to back out."
"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."