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"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."
"Miss! There's a fly in my soup."
"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup. My compliments to the chef!"
"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"
Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.
"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."
'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'
'Can I send this back? Somehow a hair got in my soup.'
"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."
"I never saw such overweight mice before."
"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."
"I really prefer the place across the street. The cockroaches are smaller."
"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"
"If you can't see it on my apron, we don't have it."
"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."
Hygiene in food processing
"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."
"Of course it smells and looks like something from the sewage pipe....it is from the sewage pipe. The food you ordered is over here!"
"Ah, here you are... I see you made the mistake of tasting your own cooking."
"Would sir care to study the menu?"
"Trust me sir. I wouldn't ask to see the chef if I were you, he'll only put you off your food."
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."