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"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"
"You two want to order something from the bored adolescents' menu?"
"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."
"Everything here is very fresh."
Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop
"What's the 'Banker's Special?'"
"This sounds good: place the veal in the casserole and simmer for two minutes. Pour on broth, add the vegetables and herbs..."
Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup
"What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?"
"The specials today are the Breast of Thyme and the Wurst of Thyme, though I strongly suggest reversing their order."
"Along with our new menu, we now offer an attractive selection of tipping options."
"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."
Dog at a restaurant
'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'
"What do I recommend? Try the prime rib at the restaurant across the street."
Anxious man reading restaurant menu
"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."
Todays Special: Vented Spleen.
"Let's have a ball."
"Can your chef prepare #7 from this other restaurant's menu that costs less?"
"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."
"That's two tossed salads, one egg drop soup, and one pulled pork."
"Of course it's half-eaten. We never return food unless we're sure we don't like it."
"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."