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"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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West Side Saloon: 'Wow! What a Hangover!'
"This place was nicer before they put the open cans of dog food on the bar."
"...and you!? Did you like yours?"
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"We're having drinks tonight with some people who've eaten with some people who've eaten with that 'Times' food guy."
"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
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"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."
"Maybe next time you should pay the bill BEFORE you tell them you're giving the place a lousy online review!"
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"The chef said all the regular stuff is as special as it's going to get today."
"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."
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"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"
"The food is great but this place has no atmosphere."
"I hear the school paper gave the cafeteria 5 stars!"
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"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."
"Wait until you experience the cuisine."
"Try the calamari here...best in the city!"
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"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"
'5 hygiene stars! Shame the food tastes like toilet tissue!'
"I hope we get a good review."
"Can you recommend something photogenic?"
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"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."
"This place is fantastic. I understand it got four stars in some blog somewhere."
"We need a DNA sample to ensure your meal is compatible with our microbiome."
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