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"Waiter! My glass is half empty."
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"Blue-cheese, Thousand Island or Paul Newman?"
Your Tip So Far
"Can I get you some salt for that?"
"We know technology would replace us someday."
Tags:modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, replaced, replacements, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, pepper shaker, pepper shakers, salt and pepper, restaurants, modern life, modern times, restaurant staff, end of the road, the end of the road, waitstaff, waitress, waitresses
"I would take your order, but the holidays are all about giving - not taking."
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"I would suggest starting off with a nice tall, chilled glass of shut up juice."
Tags:bad manners, ill mannered, bad mannered, rude, rudeness, difficult customer, difficult customers, rude manners, table manners, customer service, customer services, hard to please, impossible to please, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, restaurant staff, waiter, waiters, order, orders, recommendations
"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"
"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."
Tags:seasoning, seasonings, salt, salty food, snail, snails, bug, bugs, insect, insects, mollusc, molluscs, garden slug, garden slugs, slug pellet, slug pellets, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, restaurant staff, soup, soups, foodie, foodies, food review, restaurant review, extra crispy
"Hello, my name is George and I'll be interrupting your every five minutes."
"Hi. My name is Buster. I'll be your begging dog for the evening."
"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."
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"Wanna do lunch?"
"It's the Chef Surprise."
"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"
Tags:bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, hair loss, hair-loss, restaurant hygiene, kitchen hygiene, restaurant staff, kitchen staff, cook, cooks, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, facial hair, male grooming, beard, beards, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, extra crispy, food hygiene
"It's the Chef Surprise."
"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."
"Well, Henri - what's robust today?"
"Sorry it took so long. I'm the only one without hepatitis."
Tags:hepatitis, hepatitis b, infection, infections, disease, diseases, contagion, contagions, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant staff, food hygiene, health and safety, health & safety, food safety, staff illness, staff illnesses, infectious disease, infectious diseases, food poisoning, chef, chefs, off-putting, unappetizing, unappetising, off putting, bodily fluids
"A table near the salad bar."
Tags:salad, salads, salad bar, salad bars, rabbit, rabbits, restaurant staff, restaurant worker, seating plan, seating plans, bunny, bunnies, all-you-can-eat, all you can eat, maître d'hôtel, head waiter, head waiters, eating out, eat out, table reservation, dinner reservations, buffet, buffets, food chain, herbivore, herbivores, diet, diets
"There's no fly in my soup!"
"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"
"Hey, Mama!! Step it up!!!"
"Table three... another ten minutes! Complementary wine!!"